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realsatanistconversations:

Satan: Behold, the prince of darkness can do it all! Rule the underworld, have sexy time with naughty nuns, and even make a mean three bean chili!
Lizard demon #1: I don’t know about that last thing- (vomits)
Lizard demon #2: What kinds of beans did you use? (vomits)
Satan: Black beans, kidney beans, and pinto beans! Was that not the best chili you’ve ever had, three bean or otherwise?
Lizard demon #3: Satan, you’re our lord and I would never knowingly insult you, but this chili…It’s- (vomits)
Lizard demon #1: Damnit, I have to ask this! What else did you put in that chili?!
Satan: Ah, you want to know my secret ingredients…Number one: Maggots.
All three lizard demons: We love maggots!
Satan: Number two: A cup of communion wine.
Lizard demon #1: Satan, nooooo! (vomits)

realsatanistconversations:

Satan: Behold, the prince of darkness can do it all! Rule the underworld, have sexy time with naughty nuns, and even make a mean three bean chili!

Lizard demon #1: I don’t know about that last thing- (vomits)

Lizard demon #2: What kinds of beans did you use? (vomits)

Satan: Black beans, kidney beans, and pinto beans! Was that not the best chili you’ve ever had, three bean or otherwise?

Lizard demon #3: Satan, you’re our lord and I would never knowingly insult you, but this chili…It’s- (vomits)

Lizard demon #1: Damnit, I have to ask this! What else did you put in that chili?!

Satan: Ah, you want to know my secret ingredients…Number one: Maggots.

All three lizard demons: We love maggots!

Satan: Number two: A cup of communion wine.

Lizard demon #1: Satan, nooooo! (vomits)